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Don’t ever talk to me or my son again

Do you love me


Just because he brought attention to it doesn’t mean he invented it it just means that your either ignorant or don’t pay attention

Wait...that’s a girl

Guess i can’t hug my grandma anymore

Or can i ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Who needs money when i can steal what ever i want and say fuck capitalism at the same time

This is what killed Stephen Hillenburg

The fuck is a trollop

Is this what they do at private schools

-13 points · 14 days ago

Everyone but Eminem is trash in my opinion on this.

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MICKEY and wanna be us are bops though

When you wake up and realize you didn’t die in your sleep

When someone honks at you 0.2847730 seconds after the light turns green

55 points · 15 days ago · edited 15 days ago

I can’t believe he’s like 30 now

Edit:why the downvotes

I’m not even salty i was genuinely confused

If god was real he wouldn’t let this happen

Yeah, that’s why oval is the right answer

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It’s a circle


This is why I’ll never get a Facebook I’m afraid I’ll get brain washed and post stupid shit like this

-13 points · 20 days ago

Ban islamists.

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136 points · 21 days ago

7:50? You're lucky, i have to get up at 6:00. smh my head

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I have to wake up at 4:45 😔

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