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Michael Jackson to teach lessons to all thse auto-tune pop singers.

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I want see this is it live.

198 points · 2 days ago · edited 2 days ago

Living

Edit: I commented this just for the amusing responses

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Well, look what we got here? Somebody that appreciates their lives and aren't depressed...

Teach me...

I want to be lined up with other gravestones, reciting all-star.

"HERE LIES MICMAGNETIC 199X-20XX"

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME

"That's a nice booty...

I want to die..."

And then plop in front of screens to make them easier to avoid

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"mommy"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP, KID. I ONLY HAD YOU TO SPITE YOUR FATHER BUT NOW I'M STUCK WITH YOUR DUMBASS TAKE MY PHONE AND WATCH MINONS ON YOUTUBE WHILE I DO SOME STUPID HOOD SHIT"

... and propane accessories.

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BWAH!

69 points · 2 days ago

The miserable bastard in Friends who used to thump on the ceiling/floor with a broom.

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"That's my cat"

"No it's not"

"You owe me a cat"

3 points · 2 days ago

Looking flamboyant af

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Joel Schumacher's Spawn

I heard he's a teddy bear unless you say the wrong thing to him.

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Original Poster1 point · 2 days ago

Who thought this up?

1.5k points · 3 days ago · edited 2 days ago

yeah what the FUCK was a that? Edit: Thank you everyone for my first 1,000 likes!!

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Mario, chill

Yes.

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SONY PLAYSTATION SEGA GENESIS

COLECOVISON VIRTUAL BOY

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MICROSOFT XBOX SEGA GENESIS

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Okay I forgot the reference. Which episode?

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It's just a general thing Jim would say when Dwight explained something

Oh OK, another person said the same thing so I t maybe there was a bit where Dwight was talking about hiding a hypothetical bundle of cash and Jim and Pam make a fake map or something to send him on a wild goose chase.

But no, maybe I'm slowly becoming a bit.... Dwightish, that's not good at all.

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Oh there is a bit like that, involving a chandelier

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That doesn't matter if you do nothing after making them visible. Also it's not an us/them thing, a lot of people don't think that they can do racist or oppressive stuff because they're the good guys and are completely blind to the harm they do unintentionally, even being indignant when it's pointed out.

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-4 points · 3 days ago · edited 2 days ago

We all have try to be less biased and more understanding. It's hard but I feel a lot of those people are redeemable.

Edit: wow people downvoting because I want to not be an asshole. Must be from r/politics

110 points · 3 days ago

Yup! This seems especially prevalent on both extremes of the political spectrum.

Even when someone makes a good point I don't want to agree just because it's under the pretense of 'if you don't agree you're a snowflake or a nazi"

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You sound like a fence sitting centrist to me!!!

/s

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JK Rowlings fake Wokeness is kind of ruining it for me

1 point · 3 days ago · edited 3 days ago

Random Michael Jackson phrases

Edit: like, "hee hee", "owww","hoooooo"

6 points · 3 days ago

Posts about reposts.

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Comments about posts about reposts.

22 points · 3 days ago

Almost a year ago to the date I posted a picture of my local ice cream shop that had this cute display of cones. It went from small to large, displaying an example of each, and then had a 'pine' size, and showed a pine cone. I thought it was fucking hilarious so I posted it, got 17k upvotes, but so many comments and inbox messages about how I'm a disgusting piece of shit for stealing content and reposting and claiming that pic as my own. I was so heartbroken.

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WTF YOU STOLE THIS. ITS NOT LIKE MORE THAN ONE PERSON CAN HAVE THE SAME IDEA YOU THIEF.

12 points · 3 days ago

I got like 3K upvotes for asking a guy to play bionicles with me

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Did you?

Sheldon: Knock-knock.

Leonard: Who‘s there?

Sheldon: Hugh.

Leonard: Hugh who?

Sheldon: Hugh people need to listen to me. It’s time to get in line for the movie.

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(Absurdly loud and long laugh track)

Original Poster5 points · 3 days ago

Broken pencil

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Broken pencil who?

On the front page of Reddit once.

Mirror... I mean what I saw in the mirror...

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Who's gonna tell 'em?

My buddy’s girlfriend has butt plugs proudly displayed on a shelf above her commode

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She really doesn't like to poop after a shower

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