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First according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.

1 point · 1 day ago · edited 1 day ago

This explanation is absolutely nonsensical.

...heat-seeking missiles aren’t ballistic!

(/s in case it wasn’t patently obvious)

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It’s a copy pasta. I didn’t make it.

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Dogs usually eat their poop if they aren’t getting enough proteins IIRC.

2.8k points · 1 day ago

Annnd that’s enough reddit for today.

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Go and touch it!

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Actually the water isn’t dangerous to touch IIRC. Maybe if you get really close to the actual reactor something will happen.

I did a project on nuclear energy years ago and remember something about this water etc.

This mans world has been shattered.....this is what creates terrorists

Those who have lost so much that there is nothing more you can take from them

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Damn the dad can’t even look him in the eye.

FUCKING FUCKER. YOU MAKE US WAIT ALL DAY FOR YOU TO TROT YOUR BIG FAT FUCKING ASS OUTSIDE TO REMIND US ONCE AGAIN HOW MUCH YOU LOVE TO FUCKING RUB OUR FUCKING FACES IN YOUR FUCKING FAKE PRESIDENCY. FUCK YOU, FUCK YOUR POLICIES, FUCK YOUR TWEETS, FUCK YOUR FUCKING GLUTTONOUS, DEGENERATE, SOULLESS FAT ASS. FUCK YOU. AND SUPER FUCK YOU TO ANYONE WHO VOTED FOR YOU, YOU TREASONOUS, LYING, MENTALLY INCAPABLE, SPITEFUL, SMALL-DICKED LITTLE FUCK TWAT.

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Damn cummy watch your language

For me the video can’t be played. Does anyone have a link?

57 points · 5 days ago

Best song on the album. Great chorus, breakdown, deathcore, and solo.

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The solo in this song reminds of Cannibal corpses latest album “red before black”. They have solos that sound similar in some songs.

I'm just waiting for SC to revert the idea before I start trading again lmal

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They said they’re aren’t reversing the change.

This is so late but, being an EMT can be rough, especially at the scene of big accidents.

Responded to a three-vehicle collision at a busy intersection, first ambulance to respond. My partner decided to tend to a middle aged woman lying on the pavement, moaning for help. I scanned the scene and immediately went for the smallest body I saw.

It was a 12 year old boy. I did everything I could but he died in my lap at the scene. (He’d been hit by the two cars that collided as he was crossing the street.)

There’s an older teenage boy screaming from behind the police barricades, I can hear him saying that he needs to see his brother. The police won’t let him pass though. That’s when it hit me.

I jogged over to the kid and lifted up a keychain that had been laying next to the boy. It was a Zelda keychain. There’s a look of horror that flashes over his face. I can’t tell if he knew right away or if he was angry with me for not staying with his brother and working with him. But he bolts.

He managed to fly past the officer and myself and he ran to his brother’s body. He starts shaking the body, wailing, clawing at it. It took every ounce of energy I had to tell him that his brother was dead, and that there was nothing more we could do. When I gave him the keychain he grabbed my hand and held it, and pulled me into the tightest hug anyone had ever given me.

What made me cry was the love and comfort the older brother gave me when we hugged. He wasn’t angry, he knew I tried my best, and he just needed someone to hold him, and someone to hold.

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Original Poster2 points · 4 days ago

I feel like EMT’s have it the worst. I can’t imagine what the veteran emts that have been in the business for years have seen.

I was in good mood until I came to this thread. I'm leaving.

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Original Poster2 points · 9 days ago

Should’ve scrolled past man. What did ya expect with a question like this?

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The finale as is in when his term is over in 2 years.

288 points · 6 days ago

He looks like a sexier raccoon eggs

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Holy fuck the resemblance is on point.

This isn’t black magic fuckery material. Quit trying to karma farm and just remove the post.

K? K what? The letter before L? The letter after J? Did you know that in JK the K stands for “kidding?” So your reply is “kidding?” or K as in Potassium? Do you need some Special K for breakfast? K as in I can K/O you? Can I knock you out and feed you to hungry sharks? Sharks have a K in it. "K"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "K"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only letter you can comprehend is "K" - or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "K" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about a single letter? I bet you took the time to type that one letter too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "K" on your gravestone? Do you want people to remember you as the asshat who one day decided to respond to someone with a single letter? "Hey, look, everybody! It's that "K" guy!" That's who you are. You're going to be known as the "K" guy. How does it feel? Do you feel happy? Quite honestly, I don't care, which is why I'm not even going to respond to you. Goodbye, and good luck with your future as that guy who said "K".

This is one of the spots I used to land at in season 1 and 2.

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Any type of death metal I feel like is harder to let people know what you listen to.

I only like the heretic anthem honestly. Bury me in blasphemy isn’t too bad.

I think it's a lazy cover

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Damn I get downvoted for not drooling over this new album. This is just a boring EP.

19 points · 9 days ago

I remember i landed in all those houses north of wailing like 99% of the time in season 2. I wish i had explored the map more back then so i could remember it better

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Wailing was my place in season one. That and fatal before tilted towers came into the game. It’s funny thinking that scars sounded like someone farting every time you shot it.

2.2k points · 11 days ago

The real question, does fortnite still have a toilet manufacturer?

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Doesn’t seem like it sadly.

Yeah season 2 is way better for the season. Simple and clean.

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I’ll be rocking with my snowflake umbrella from last year instead of this one.

32.8k points · 12 days ago · edited 11 days ago
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Pro tip for my boys at work: flex/tense your thighs to get rid of erections.

Edit: you goddamn lunatics. Happy to be of service.

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Flex/ tense your legs.

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