Back in the summer sat on a bench on a local green, headphones in, reading a book. One of the town piss heads sat next to me, poked me in the arm mind if I smoke mate he drawls. Yeah that fine I reply popping headphones back in. Poke. Got a light. Yeah sure mate here. He sat there sparked his rolly up. Five minutes later he pisses himself and walks off. Yeah cheers mate.
A work of art. The tattoos are nice too!